This Is A Lame Excuse for A Tinder Tuesday Post

Hi Friends!

Sorry to be that bitch, but I have been so incredibly lazy busy lately! Also, the weather is awful in Cleveland and it makes me want to do nothing but consume carbs and hot cocoa. And complain. And cuddle with pillows pretending that they're David Beckham from the H&M Superbowl commercial. #sorryimnotsorry

I imagine that this is a third-person perspective
of what it's like to enter the gates of heaven.

Anywho, it's Tinder Tuesday! Check out this HUH.LARIOUS video my friend passed along to me. As TEO (I'm appointing myself), it is my duty and obligation to share it with you all. Isn't the 21st century romantic? Enjoy!

Singly yours,
Samantha Single in CLE